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uropyia:

kingorb:

shisnojon:

im sorry im sorry i fucked up so bad by making this

play this at my funeral

crying

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

unclefather:

jesuschristvevo:

would you like some cream cheese on your beagle

keep your cream cheese away from my dog

fasterfood:

sick of fake people. wtf. i was watching this movie the other day and this guy died in it, then i googled the actor and guess what? hes still alive. he didnt really die in the movie. disgusting

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

wearethefuckingused:

im surprised no one has ever punched me in the face

abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

banderboucher:

The meta sequel to that dumb frank video that got popular

drakefanclub:

Tumblr please notify me when most of my mutuals are online so I can post my selfie

lanashiftdelrey:

walking into school

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remembering there was homework

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Gabby c: I love indie aye.

Gabby is a beautiful name

G - (The) Gambler by FUN.
A - Angels by The xx
B - Black Mud by Layla
B - Bridges by BROODS
Y - Youth by Daughter

hope you enjoy