bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

the-yolocaust:

when u hear your favorite band in public

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lampsarepeopletoo:

when you reblog something risky and you need to cover it up with some more reblogs but there is nothing good on your dash

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dear followers,

thank you.

blaze it.

love,
me

vinebox:

Drivers these days.

gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide


  • Augustus: so your name is four
  • Tobias: yeah
  • Augustus: you could say it's a metafour
  • Tobias: will you stop

thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

samssamulet:

the last one though lol

baelor:

IM SCREAMING WHO DID THIS

sleepvevo:

what was the reasoning behind this

sleepvevo:

what was the reasoning behind this

nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad