ancestor:

I can’t do this

ancestor:

I can’t do this

metaknighty:

your honor, in my defense i was just staying true to myself, and isnt that what really matters?

ghosturs:

*stays alive just in case things get better*

toucher:

lesbianaunt:

millika:

Who’s Alex?
Billboard demonstrating gender stereotypes as most people automatically assume that Alex is the boy.

kick ass


And we still don’t know who alex is.

toucher:

lesbianaunt:

millika:

Who’s Alex?

Billboard demonstrating gender stereotypes as most people automatically assume that Alex is the boy.

kick ass

And we still don’t know who alex is.

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

dingdongyouarewrong:

kim-kanye-baby:

What men think feminists look like

what are you talking about this is exactly what we look like

dingdongyouarewrong:

kim-kanye-baby:

What men think feminists look like

what are you talking about this is exactly what we look like

dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

rouxfully:

doctor-pie:

party don’t start til i walk in.

This hasn’t been on my dash in way too long.

rouxfully:

doctor-pie:

party don’t start til i walk in.

This hasn’t been on my dash in way too long.


  • student: coughs
  • teacher: from all this talking i can assume you're all done with your work

"Go ahead, make my millennium."

Beetlejuice (1988)

naamahdarling:

rockees:

a ferocious beast

i will reblog these everytime i see them because she is just such a precious little ball of predatory fury

1innea:

mydogsnokes:

its getting late

LMAOOO WHAT IS THIS